March 2011
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some bullshit article i stumbled across reckons i should cut out bagels and cocktails. that’s like my entire USA diet. no.
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February 2011
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ok i know i’m not one to talk but lay off the adele spam please. i missed out on tickets to the shows i could get to and i’m indescribably bitter/hating on ticketmaster. we can all go see her if/when she comes to aus. but for now, stop.
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tiimkennedy:
diego why are you moaning?
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Chuck and Larry? more like Fuck and LAMEy. …
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sorry tumblr
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diego why are you moaning?
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Four Amish children were swept away and drowned after their horse and buggy...
– D: (Brian Williams)
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some punk
named cameron was giving me advice how to find the gays THAKNS CAMEROON I GOT THAT SHIT nah actually i could use the help, like he was all go to gay night at the mezz and i was like OKAY if only all the decent gays weren’t dating each other i would be okay with that. i don’t want to meet anyone tooooooo decent because i’m only here until may, like it’s a defined, short...
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There are people now saying your names not Julia, it’s Ju-LIAR.
– Alan Jones to Julia Gillard.
He might be a whiny bitch preaching to the disgruntled, self-important choir, but that’s a quality pun.
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Tell me to run and I'll race, if you want me to...
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êdit: i copied that from a lyrics website and it makes no sense. confusion. wjdakjhfkjlsd
zephryan-deactivated20121120 asked: EXACTLY ONE WEEK FROM NOW.
Which is unhelpful as I have *counts money* $3.70 to last me until then.
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Halp.
Which is unhelpful as I have *counts money* $3.70 to last me until then.
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Halp.
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bitches have no sympathy for my reception black hole situation. i know this is a small town but why can we not make plans in advance for once? i want to be drunk already.
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Drinking episode of Glee clearly programmed for...
Which I can’t wait for.
(Also, this.)
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Stream Lykke Li's new album. →
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shows that we ain't gonna stand shit shows that we...
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