January 2012
December 2011
bad at pretending. blah
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Gary: So you married?
Miranda: Yep. 2 kids.
Gary: Oh, what are they're names?
Miranda: Umm.. Orlando.. and, um.. Bloom.
Gary: Orlando and Bloom?
Miranda: Yep. So, you married?
Gary: Nope, still single.
Miranda: Me too.
Gary: I thought you were married?
Miranda: Divorced now.
Gary: And the kids?
Miranda: Dead.
Gary: What happened?
Miranda: They froze.
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Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
Buzz McCallister: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
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Lovejoy: That is a FALSE analogy!
Lisa: No it's not, it's apt. APT!
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IGST is shit. Adam Hills is overrated. I am so confused by this adoring crowd. Spicks and Specks was good because it was a MUSIC QUIZ, not because of him.
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Selling a 4-day Falls Festival (Lorne) ticket
Cost price, ask me if you want it.
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Eight is a lot of legs, David.
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Actually just yelled FUCK OFF at the sight of Michael Buble’s xmas album ad. Bad night getting worse.
fucking ditchers
i wanna drink!
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“The practice is referred to as ”digital virtual product placement”,...”
– http://t.co/7LMui6Rg
hey internet i’m not graduating tomorrow so i won’t spam ya, soz bout today.
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New Favourite Website →
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Rick Perry wore same jacket in anti-gay ad that... →
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