grimelords:

humansofnewyork:

"One of my plays is getting produced!"
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

grimelords:

humansofnewyork:

"One of my plays is getting produced!"
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

(via morefunthanbeingsad)

(via johncagz)

mecksickan:

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

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distortion101:

Thought I would share this really great hair day I’m having.

Hay tumblr just thought I’d break the silence to express my excitement. In EIGHT DAYS this babe and James and I will be reunited in London town where she is killing it. We gonna party and chill and gossip and go to Hogwarts and I’m gonna bully her into coming to Berlin and its gonna be awesome.

distortion101:

Thought I would share this really great hair day I’m having.

Hay tumblr just thought I’d break the silence to express my excitement. In EIGHT DAYS this babe and James and I will be reunited in London town where she is killing it. We gonna party and chill and gossip and go to Hogwarts and I’m gonna bully her into coming to Berlin and its gonna be awesome.

(Source: richhedz, via reykjaviik)

haaaaaa #auspol  (at ABC Darwin)

haaaaaa #auspol (at ABC Darwin)

auspol
Polka dot death.

Polka dot death.

Wharf dins 🌅 (at Stoke’s Hill Wharf)

Wharf dins 🌅 (at Stoke’s Hill Wharf)

(Source: socialismartnature, via smugasfuck)

Taken with Instagram at Mindil Beach

Taken with Instagram at Mindil Beach